"Elmo is with his good friend, Lupita. They are talking about all the great things about their skin. For example, Elmo’s skin just happens to be very ticklish. Lupita’s skin happens to be a beautiful brown color. Skin can come in all different shades and colors. Isn’t skin just the best? However, ticklish or smooth or black or brown or white or tan, be sure to love the skin you are in." 

As promised…my thoughts on DWTS Season 19 Episode 1

My opinion…..don’t want to hear it….skip it!

Ok in order.

Antonio and Cheryl: Not a bad ChaCha. Could be worst. He has potential(word of the night) Love Cheryl’s outfit

Lea and Artem: Yeeessss Lea go get your cougar on. SURPRISE! She has dance experience(sarcasm if you can’t tell) She’ll go far

Janel and Val: …..sigh..ok. Lets be critical. That package? Cute but..eh. The dance? She attacked it too hard but she performed the hell out of that dance. Question: Who gives someone a Jive WEEK 1? Not that it can’t be done(hint hint Whitney and Alfonso but still…) Erin and the “blossoming of the relationship;match made in heaven” Was it needed???? Don’t shoot. But idt they’ll win. Competition’s tough!

Lolo and Keo: Let me first start off by saying…SHIP!!!! Lol. Yeah she’s not used to being close to the opposite sex but she’ll get used to Keo. How could she not I mean look at him(I’ll stop)……all jokes aside she said she had music issues which threw her off….I thought she did a good job. I saw the potential…her legs look amazing,

Betsy and Tony: If I could do half the things she can do now I’ll be set for life….like that split! The dance? Aside from the feather boa not coming undone(thanks stage handing) it’s wasn’t bad. A bit low imo.I do think she’ll go home tomorrow but who knows.

Travis and Sharna: I love Sharna. Can I be her?…..Travis can dance! Light on his feet. Solid frame. He’ll be here for a while. POTENTIAL!!!! Lol

Sadie and Mark: They fit so perfectly together. The whole time while watching this I can hear Brooke going…”and she’s only 17”….oh Brooke! She’s good. Really good. She’s likeable. her legs were great. hand placement. Good stuff!

Michael and Emma: Not my favorite….but I like him. I’m like Len. I needed more. He could go home(I guess i Just made my bottom 2)

Jonathan and Allison: Loves her…..and yes Allison he is the guy version of you. Real quick. She’s not trained in ballroom(contemporary) but she gets two thumbs up from me! Now back to Jonathan…GREAT POTENTIAL

Tommy and Peta:……OMG!!! First who ChaChas to Drop It Like It’s Hot? But it works!?…..Tom and his Johnathan is so lit up he’s been hanging to much with our next contestant(Chong) PURE GOLD! Their package? PURE GOLD! Their dance? The car on hydraulics? Cheech in the car?Tommy getting down? YES!!!!! I love this dance. 

Randy and Karina: I’m not gonna lie….that Foxtrot was so smooth. His big hands around Karina’s small waist and body….I need a moment….lol but he’s light on his feet. Side note:Julianne needs a towel….even Bruno can’t help but make a boob joke(lactating?…good one) Smooth Randy. Smooth.

Bethany and Derek: I’m not gonna lie. I liked this. I like them. I will vote for them. She has…….potential. I think it was Mia who said she was very likeable and she was right. Just from this first dance Top 4.

Alfonso and Whitney:image

Yes with that gif…..I knew he was going to be good but I wasn’t expecting THAT JIVE. First, Jive week 1????? Mini death sentence. The skill you need to have and well as stamina. Crazy…..If you could see my face while I watched that(for the first time)….after about the 3rd 8 count I was like YEEEESSSSS SLAY MY LIFE!!!!! it was soooo good. Guess who I want to win? And……